NBA Free Agency for Dummies
Here's the list of some NBA free agents 2009, described in short Twitter-like fashion and non-scientific language. The order is random.
Marcin Gortat - Polish Hammer, he can block the King in the name of Polish Democracy.
Glen Davis - known for crying, and killing little boys after shooting a winning shot.
Anderson Varejao - man, he flops.
Chris Andersen - his blocks are as colorful as his tats.
Linas Kleiza - having him won't hurt you when Melo is hurt.
Wally Szczerbiak - his abilities of playing ball are only a little better than your abilities to spell his name.
Eddie House - he'll defend you so much that you'll want to slap him.
Nate Robinson - don't be cheated by his size, he can dunk.
David Lee - Mr Double-Double, he makes sure to follow every shot he misses.
Grant Hill - aging like a good wine, still capable of giving you a kick on some nights.
Mike Bibby - his 3pointer looks way better than his tats.
Trevor Ariza - Mr Hustle, he follows every loose ball and steals inbound passes.
Allen Iverson - best crossover in the league, but is he the answer?
Shawn Marion - as ugly as his shot looks, it usually goes in.
Jason Kidd - triple-double for me please.
Hedo Turkoglu - he can both dribble and shoot really well.
Rasheed Wallace - big mouth and big shot.
Ron Artest - fantastic defender and entertainer, he's been in the stands before.
Lamar Odom - good force on the team providing he gets his candies.
Ben Gordon - you will love and hate him multiple times on each possession.
Carlos Boozer - power forward with a power.
Marcin Gortat - Polish Hammer, he can block the King in the name of Polish Democracy.
Glen Davis - known for crying, and killing little boys after shooting a winning shot.
Anderson Varejao - man, he flops.
Chris Andersen - his blocks are as colorful as his tats.
Linas Kleiza - having him won't hurt you when Melo is hurt.
Wally Szczerbiak - his abilities of playing ball are only a little better than your abilities to spell his name.
Eddie House - he'll defend you so much that you'll want to slap him.
Nate Robinson - don't be cheated by his size, he can dunk.
David Lee - Mr Double-Double, he makes sure to follow every shot he misses.
Grant Hill - aging like a good wine, still capable of giving you a kick on some nights.
Mike Bibby - his 3pointer looks way better than his tats.
Trevor Ariza - Mr Hustle, he follows every loose ball and steals inbound passes.
Allen Iverson - best crossover in the league, but is he the answer?
Shawn Marion - as ugly as his shot looks, it usually goes in.
Jason Kidd - triple-double for me please.
Hedo Turkoglu - he can both dribble and shoot really well.
Rasheed Wallace - big mouth and big shot.
Ron Artest - fantastic defender and entertainer, he's been in the stands before.
Lamar Odom - good force on the team providing he gets his candies.
Ben Gordon - you will love and hate him multiple times on each possession.
Carlos Boozer - power forward with a power.
Labels: Allen Iverson, Ben Gordon, Birdman, David Lee, Eddie House, free agency, Grant Hill, Hedo Turkoglu, Lamar Odom, Linas Kleiza, Marcin Gortat, Matrix, Mike Bibby, Nate Robinson, Ron Artest, Trevor Ariza
2 Comments:
Good list. Allow me to append:
Stephon Marbury - more quixotic than his dome tats indicate.
Robert Swift - Chris Andersen without the talent or skill.
Tyronn Lue - Rocks a mean suit.
Drew Gooden - There is nothing significant about Drew Gooden.
Yay, something I can understand! lol I'm linking this on Twitter for the Dummies who missed it!
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